Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Pubert: For March, I want to do all travel videos. Let's go around the world, baby!
Colon: Wow, the cover says, 'Hot, fresh and full of cum.' What else do you need to know?
P: They could have worked on the graphics a little.
We begin our trip to Prague by flying over some outdoor landscapes and landing inside a clothing shop.
C: Well, the music sounds like a travel video.
P: Can you see this being sent to your mailbox by a travel company?
C: What store allows you to try on underwear?
P: That red pair on the rack looks huge!
C: Where's the salesman?
P: Yeah, he just changed without closing the door.
C: Are we playing peek-a-boo over the top of the fitting room?
P: Maybe he is security.
C: There are no subtitles. Do you speak Pragueish?
P: I know how to say, 'Stop spying on me!' No privacy in Prague.
C: He's got a big pee-pee.
P: I guess 'Veni vidi vici' means those are on sale...
C: They are going back to his house now. He just popped him in the butt with his thong.
P: I like the lighting, very realistic.
C: Good angle too, but not a fan of the bright yellow sheets.
P: Shooting them in the reflection of the mirror--how artsy.
C: I like the natural sounds, no cheesy music.
P: Someone was out in the sun too long. Look at that tan line.
C: He still has on his biking shirt while he is fucking him.
P: Pretty hot, though.
C: That's nice of him to give the other one a hand job.
Second scene is the cover boys.
P: Here comes that travel music again.
C: Can't you hear them now? 'You can book a tour bus while you are visiting Prague.'
P: These guys have really good bodies.
C: But not so big that they are unobtainable. I could see them in everyday life.
P: The viewer could see himself in the scene. That is hot.
C: They must be into rimming in Prague.
P: And they just came at the same time. Good timing.
Third scene has two guys meeting while walking their dogs.
C: It's true. It works to meet guys that way.
P: Walk with a dog down Halsted Street and you will get laid.
C: I have walked with lots of dogs down Halsted and regretted getting laid.
P: Let's get back to the video.
C: Nothing says butch like an Afghan Wolf Hound. Are there no Linens N' Things in this country?!?
P: Yes, this is a tour of bad bedding. But I can forgive them with cute guys like these going at it.
C: That guy's face is so red.
P: I thought the other one would be the top.
C: I might change my birthday trip from Italy to Prague with guys like these.
P: This video was a pleasant surprise. You can't always judge a porn by its cover.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Colon: Thumbs up the butt.
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