A personal reassessment is in the works as three personal planets make their move this week. Off we go, with a song in our heart and a spring in our step. How high will you bounce? It depends how much rubber you are packing.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Not only do you know just the right things to say to sway the crowd, you know how to energize any dull activity. But gadflying around town becomes a bore. Make your home an entertainment center. How rowdy can you get? It depends on the crowdy.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Do you hear the static of activity going on in the background? Don't sit back and wait for the drones to rush by. Queer Bulls need to do good for the many and reap tangible benefits for themselves. Ah, will you also share the credit?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Every piece of cosmic debris wants to gravitate into your orbit. Pink Twins are charming, disarming and ready to launch a few landing rockets. There is a catch: All this pomp and circumstance doesn't come cheap. Of course some do at times... .
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Save the leather chaps for Saturday and dust off the pinstripes for Monday. Turn your charm onto the corporate sharks and see who takes your bait. The urge for a corporate takeover is too great to defer. They say it's lonely at the top, but it pays well.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Global charitable enterprises have allure. Proud Lions not only feel good doing good, they also increase their platonic popularity. Impress the crowd with your innate sensitivity and ability to connect... well at least to pretend to be interested in others.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins are hot to trot and ready for a full gallop. Yeeha! Those on the hoof find a choice of candidates in the running. You are welcomed into the social whirlpool and are the center of attention. Is there a jewel among the rocks? Or perhaps two??
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) There is something in the air that sniffs of long term commitment. Either that or you have something growing in the refrigerator. Solidify relationships and set goals. Is your social garden overgrown? Hire a nubile gardener to help dig you Out.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps may burn the midnight oil in their cubicles but that's just preparation for future global expansion. Maybe you are considering a venture onto the Internet? Why not? I always knew that you loved to cruise.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers may feel the need to break out and seek stimulation. Avoid the temptation to wander. Concentrate instead on increasing the creativity in current relationships. Single Sadges find new ways to meet and greet. And the more, the better.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are at a crossroads and need to compartmentalize annoyances and unreasonable family demands. Create greater harmony in your living space by sprucing up your domain. A new broom sweeps clean; don't sweep it under the rug!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Speak loud and queer; your opinions count. As long as you conspire to get into others' faces, why not get into shape for a festive summer? Revise your exercise regime and see how much fun you can have. Suggestion: Don't do push ups alone.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) A spotlight shines on your finances this week. Yet Guppies can be lured by the prospect of a garishly expensive time with some worm. Don't swallow the bait. You may find yourself netted, deboned and fried. Well, I guess things could be worse.
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