My mailbox is bursting at the seams daily with holiday catalogs. The USPS delivery person must really hate this time of year. - Christopher

People constantly ask if you're done shopping. - Andrew

Halloween is over. - Creaoke

Christmas carols are inescapable. - David

I watch my old Rankin/Bass movies and decorate the tree. - Pubert

My balls drop. - Moose

Jack Frost begins nipping at your nether regions ... and you're not at Touché. - Kirk

Will you see or have you seen Burlesque?

Probably not until it comes out on DVD. - Christopher

Probably on DVD. - Andrew

I'll see it on video. - Creaoke

I'm sure I will eventually. I'll require liquor. - Kirk

You mean Showgirls: Part Duh? Yes! - David

I did! Hosted a party. Thought it was fun! Don't go in with Oscar expectations, and be drunk. - Moose

I told Christina Aguilera I would! - Pubert

"As I become older, I feel that I am gaining/losing..."

The ability to efficiently metabolize alcohol. - Christopher

Gaining knowledge. - Andrew

Patience. - Creaoke

Gaining indifference/losing patience. - David

Losing my lust for guys in their 20s. Bring on the daddy years. - Moose

Gaining weight and losing my mind. - Pubert

The same goddamned 15 pounds. - Kirk