Britney's Wedding Tour – Kirk

Janet Jackson's sagging boobie – Dan

Anything connected with these teen singer/actress wrecks – Andrew

Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ – graysong

Republicans – Joan

Paris Hilton – Lisa

BIGGEST ORGASM-INDUCING MOMENT OF '04

Bare-assed Jesse Metcalf on Desperate Housewives – Kirk

The lovely gymnasty Hamm brothers! – Dan

The unveiling of Nicholas Gonzalez on The O.C. – Andrew

The Janet Jackson Super Bowl Breastravaganza – graysong

Jesse Metcalf shirtless on Desperate Housewives – Peter

The introduction of the Bentley GT – Joan

Robin directing me – Lisa

BEST NEW PRODUCT OF '04

"Pot" — It just keeps getting stronger all the time! – Dan

Mini-iPod – Andrew

Sphincterine – graysong

Cottonelle Fresh Rollwipes – Peter

Ganja candy – Joan

Bryce Howard – Lisa

BEST MOVIE OF '04

Kinsey – Kirk

The Incredibles – Dan

Hero – Andrew

Shaun of the Dead – graysong

Kill Bill Vol. 2 – Peter

Butterfly Effect – Joan

The Village – Lisa

BEST SONG OF '04

"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet – Kirk

"I'm Just a Plastic Tool Of a Corporate Controlled World" by Britney Spears – Dan

"I Don't Wanna Know" by Mario Winans – Andrew

"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson – graysong

"Boogie" by The Brand New Heavies – Peter

"Holidae In" by Chingy – Joan

"Soldier" by Destiny's Child – Lisa

MOST PLEASANT SURPRISE OF '04

Turning 30 – Kirk

Dick Clark is human after all! – Dan

That date who became one of my best friends – Andrew

Canadian immigration is a relatively simple process – graysong

I was on Check Please – Peter

That everybody else hates Donald Rumsfeld too – Joan

Buying a house – Lisa